Shitfuck campaigned in 2000 on a platform of "compassionate
conversatism". This is a phrase that implies that regular conservatism
is less than compassionate. During Shitfuck's Presidency, conservative
Republicans controlled all branches of the government. They were finally
able to put their small-government personal freedom agenda to work for
us! So why did they proceed to expand government, eliminate freedoms,
and drive the country into a ditch like a pack of angry drunks?
The
modern movement conservatism may claim to be about getting government
off your back and taxing and spending less, but in practice and by its
results it is all about the top 1% of earners getting fatter and fatter.
I am not in the top 1% of earners, I like to think if I was I wouldn't
be looking at the bottom 20% and getting pissed off because they got
some food stamps.
Shitfuck was the first President to
simultaneously cut taxes and start a war. WAIT; two wars. The vast
majority of the money from these tax cuts went to the very richest
Americans; if you are in the top 1% of 1% of earners and think Shitfuck
is the greatest, hey go fuck your money if you love it so much. For the
rest of us though, the eight years of Shitfuck were a lesson on what
happens when Movement Conservatism takes over a government: the very
rich get very richer, and the rest of us get poorer and poorer.
The
very rich have no problem advancing their narrow economic self-interest
at the expense of the rest of us; it is only when the poor complain
about being constantly dicked over that they call it "class war". Still,
their #1 fear is that we will catch on and act in our economic
self-interest; since the poor vastly outnumber the rich, that would mean
they get fucked! And they don't want that and they can afford to throw a
little money around so that it does not happen.
Shitfuck's utter
incompetence and over-reaching on taxes have damaged the Conservative
movement, possibly permanently. Seeing a hard-right conservative
government in power for eight years, and watching it fail, has been a
wake up call to many Americans. There are some diehards who will defend
Shitfuck to the point of utter incoherence, but right now Shitfuck's
gutting of the conservative movement marks as yet another way he failed.
He just can't do anything right. Additionally, one conservative
Republican after another was revealed to be either a criminal or an
utter hypocrite during Shitfuck's Presidency. Rush Limbaugh was revealed
as a habitual user of oxycontin, known as "hillbilly heroin", in 2003.
House Majority Leader Tom Delay was indicted on conspiracy charges in
2005. Congressman Mark Foley sent multiple sexually explicit Internet
and messages to minors, and this was made public in 2006. Senator Larry
Craig was convicted for soliciting a prostitute in an airplane bathroom
in 2007. All these men hold themselves up as conservatives and yet the
prove that they are not with their actions. The value of movement
conservatism has declined greatly and will continue to decline based an
America's changing demographics and the advent of the Obama Presidency.
But conservative scholars will point to Shitfuck as the catalyst for the
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